i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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