Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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