Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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