Welp...herpes.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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