dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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