sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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