So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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