I just made out with a guy for $7.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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