Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside

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(310): View more from California

Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.

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(209): View more from California

You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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(623): View more from Arizona

im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.

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(407): View more from Florida

When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?

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(830): View more from Texas

It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember

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(352): View more from Florida

This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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(561): View more from Florida

I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.

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