My hand turned me down
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Green mimosas i think yes
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.