I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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