Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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