Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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