yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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