I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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