I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i came on her dog
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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