he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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