I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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