We're facebook friends in real life
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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