How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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