I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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