Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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