she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
