How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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