I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Don't mention it
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