I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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