no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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