What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery