About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
This baby is an asshole
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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