Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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