she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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