"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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