Porn is love you can see.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she pinky promised me she was 18
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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