We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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