Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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