you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
is it fun? or sober?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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