just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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