I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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