whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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