halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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