too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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