he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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