I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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