I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
i just google imaged poop.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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