I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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