he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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