I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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