Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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