there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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