Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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