I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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