WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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