Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The uberlube is also flammable
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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