you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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