Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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