I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
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If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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