State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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