I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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