Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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