can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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