Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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