Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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