i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
So squirting runs in the family.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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